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From the ancient glory of rock-paper-scissors to the chaotic energy of pulling straws, humans have invented approximately one million ways to avoid just deciding things like adults. We ranked them all — ruthlessly, lovingly, and with full receipts. Spoiler: eeny meeny is still eating.
Whether it's a stadium full of fans, a circle of kindergartners counting out who's "it," or a TikTok trend that somehow has forty million people saying the same six words — repetitive chanting does something wild to the human brain. We dug into the science, talked to experts, and came out the other side with a step-by-step guide to creating your very own viral chant. You're welcome.
Remember screaming 'Eeny, meeny, miny, mo!' on the playground like your entire social life depended on it? Good news: that energy is back, and it's got a cocktail in its hand. We've mapped out everything you need to throw a nostalgia-soaked, chaotic, absolutely unforgettable counting-rhyme party that your group chat will NOT stop talking about.